Never ones to be left out, the Phuket Vagabonds assembled a small but hardy squad of 11 players to attempt a tour upset for the ages. Unfortunately, it was not to be.
With the core of the extended Vagabonds player list attending the wedding of Club Co-President Guy Choobal (congratulations Guy!), it was left to a rag-tag selection of new faces, old veterans and specialist imports to represent the Vagabonds on the pitch in Pattaya.
As always, the extended travel and allures of the bright lights had the Vagabonds off to a slow start on the Saturday morning for the first game against Surin. Their rapid pace and obvious cohesion had the boys from Surin off to a flying start as they scored within a few plays of the kick off.
Whilst the Vagabonds rubbed their bloodshot eyes and managed to rally a stiffer opposition for the rest of the game, Surin sealed the match with a second try, whilst the boys from Phuket failed to score. Not the best start.
Slick hands
The second game against the French Asian Barbarians (FABS) was a much better showing. Inspired by their poor outing in the first game, the Vagabonds stormed into the next with bluster. The tone of the game was set early with heavy contact and newfound energy.
The first points came by way of a pinpoint accurate 30 meter kick pass from fly-half Jacob King in to the waiting arms of new flyer Sam Vincent who went untouched to place it over the line. One of the best Vagabonds tries in recent memory.
Shortly after Sam Vincent found himself with a second after tackle busting centers Cillian O’Neill and Brendan O’Donoghue displayed slick hands from the back of a solid scrum from the enthusiastic forward pack, anchored by ageing vets Anthony van Sleeuwen, Paul Hickey and Sam Schofield.
Solid contact from welcome new addition Shane Buckley and covering defence from ‘Mr Reliable’ Glenn Beer had the FABS attention, and unfortunately soon after they went on to equalise with two tries of their own. The game ended in a 12-12 draw.
Unfinished business
The remainder of the afternoon did not go the Vagabonds way as foggy heads failed to clear resulting in the team falling short against an extended squad of Chiang Mai All Stars and Bangkok Japanese. Despite recruiting a few subs for the last game, the small squad of Vagabonds could not keep up with the constant interchange of the larger teams and were run off their feet by the end of the day.
Despite their best intentions, the team succumbed to too many injuries by Sunday and were unable to field a team for the final day. Whilst all agreed it had been an epic tour, there is certainly unfinished business for 2026.
Special mentions must go to ‘Mr Motivator’ Brendan for making the trip from Malaysia, Vagabonds’ favourite son Yu Kubota for coming in from Japan to deliver another classy performance and Luke Wysoczanski for producing a brilliant F&B performance having travelled from wherever he was in South America. Finally, a shout out to ‘Mystery Mike’, whoever you are - if you ever read this, thanks for helping out and hanging out buddy!
Despite the disappointing results, the Vagabonds are buoyed by the opportunity for redemption with the return of the Phuket International 11s, to be held once again at the Alan Cooke Ground (ACG) in Thalang on June 6-7.
If you would like to get involved with Phuket’s only open men’s rugby club, reach out to the Vagabonds at rugby@phuketvagabonds.com.